I now have a great respect for ass-hair.
I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for work.
It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements.Friends, DON'T shave your ASS hair!Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop molecules lingering around my brown starfish.Slowly, gratis live tranny chatt my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby.For one, it provides friction.Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel.Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work.Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence.Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back dubbel dildo camgirl spegel home.Little did I know.Damn, did it itch!
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After climbing 5 flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now.
When I stood up, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop / sweat combination.It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my ass cheeks.It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping.No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is growing in, it comes in as stubble.